Tonteria

Welcome to Tonteria, a captivating Mexican-themed nightclub in the heart of Sloane Square, London. Conceived in 2012 by the creative minds behind Mahiki and Whisky Mist, Tonteria emerges as an alluring addition to the city’s nightlife scene, inviting you to embark on a journey of theatrical delight and cultural immersion.

As you step through the doors of Tonteria, you’ll find yourself in a realm that mirrors the vibrant tapestry of Mexico itself. This venue offers a multisensory experience, an amalgamation of visual and culinary delight that transports you to a Mexican paradise within the heart of London. The culinary gem within Tonteria, La Taqueria, serves mouthwatering delights and tantalising cocktails. Get ready for an immersive extravaganza every Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Monday from 11 p.m. to 3 a.m. Tonteria distinguishes itself by providing a theatrical spectacle that ensures continuous amusement. Brace yourself for captivating parade shows and interior decor that whisks you away to the lush jungles of Tulum.

As the beats flow and the atmosphere electrifies, indulge in signature creations like the “Maya pyramid,” the “lucky luchador,” or the exhilarating “tequila slammer.” Enjoy the shared cocktail menu designed for communal enjoyment with your companions. While lounging in your booth, sip on frozen margaritas and savour authentic Mexican tacos from the tapas menu. The in-house DJ sets the stage with a pulsating live music performance, inviting you to dance the night away.

La Taqueria opens its doors from 8:00 p.m. to 10:30 p.m., offering you the perfect opportunity to embark on an exquisite culinary journey before seamlessly transitioning into the vibrant rhythms of the club. Tonteria takes pride in its remarkable Tequila collection, featuring rare and hard-to-find varieties that provide enthusiasts with an exceptional tasting experience.

Tonteria extends its unique charm to celebratory occasions, offering personalized show options that elevate your festivities to an unforgettable level.

Elegance and allure define Tonteria’s dress code, inviting ladies to embrace chic elegance with high heels and gentlemen to opt for smart casual attire paired with stylish footwear. Adhering to the dress code ensures a seamless entry and an experience that lingers in memory long after the night concludes.

Table Prices:

The club’s standard entry fee is £20.

For those interested in reserving a table at Tonteria, the minimum spend starts at £1000, with VIP Tonteria table prices beginning at £2000 for groups of up to 10.

Dress Code:

The dress code at Tonteria encourages women to flaunt sexy and trendy attire, complemented by high heels. Men must adhere to a smart and elegant dress code, wearing stylish footwear and avoiding trainers.